I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll. Guess who just got back from a tour with Donnie & Marie? OwenfuckinMeany, that's who. It was delightful, we ate lots of granola and one night I even managed a slow dance with Marie. She's nice and soft...but onto more important things.
The top eight tunes are brand spanking new. Download them, burn them, give them to your friends, eat them, play them while you wash the dishes or have sex...we don't care. We say they are some of our best material...but we say that about every bloody song. Somebody asked me to explain a bit about what the songs are about. By that question, I see we attract alot of dumb fans...so for the rest of you ijit's, here's a little on 'what the songs are about'....
drive: it's about driving, tough one there eh?
dadadum: originally given the working title of "song we don't remember the name to". This ones about being fat and dancing in hotel rooms whilst the rest of the band is blissfully oblivious to your obscene and relatively obnoxious behavior. *Don't eat while listening to this one.
johnsend memoney: Jon is my boss, needed a raise.
teabaaag: song about skanks...and bitching about stuff.
aimmmm: if you've ever smacked a girl, listen to this song...then go get a gun and blow your fuckin head off, you should be ashamed of yourself... much like the rest of us.
weightlifter: song about the highschool days when we'd grab a 12 pack and suds ourselves up, then head down to the gym...you know those big shiny clean ones with all the windows in front so people can look really cool whilst they lift plastic weights? Yeah, one of those...we didn't work out, we'd just stand in front of the window flippin the finger to all the steroid shootin muscle poppin IQ droppin raisin bagged behemoths that were. Then we'd get the shit kicked out of us. Funny how someone can be so big, yet have the tiniest sense of humor eh?
day she go: she left me...wah wah wah.
st paddy: traditional Irish folk song...have a potato and shut up.
converstipation: song about folk that shit when they talk.
There ya go, don't say we never learned ya nothing. Go have a listen. We'll be back real soon, since we're still recording.... we'll put up some more new ones, even explain them to your dumbasses.
till next time, OM
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